Pope Sneaky.

Um. “Destiny’s Middle-aged Ladies”? I dunno. “Real Housewives of Destiny”? Urgh.

Kid should ask if he could keep the handcuffs. Have them framed. Hang them on his lab wall some day.

March of the Zombies.

Apologise for bragging? Nah.

Looks more like that kid on Home Improvement.

War on guns?! Pfft. There hasn’t even been a skirmish. Shame on you, America.

True story: knew people once who were set to sell their SoCal house and move to Alaska because they were certain they would see cute polar bear cubs up and down the street all day, and there would be northern lights all night, every night. Swear to [god/God of your choice].

Apparently it’s a screenshot posted as a picture.

I so wish I could convince myself that sign was ‘shopped.

No, see, what’s reallt going on is the mother brought the baby to be blessed by His Awesome Lordness The Trump, then she ate it.

Two kids in my little town’s downtown had those yesterday. Big whoop, Wiz.

FFS don’t pull this type bullshit in LAX, which is nightmare enough as it is.

Damn bridge needs a machine gun nest on top.

Must be locals.

Don’t kid yourself. You’re just shifting the throwing-away onto the thrifts, which end up paying $$$$$ for Dumpsters for unsellable books, and other items. Take a look at what you’re donating - is anyone really going to pay money for it? If not, just put it in the garbage and at least save the charity organisation the…

All through history, people have stood in line to tell women what to wear. How would everyone like to fucking STOP IT?!

Dumped INTO a bed of coals? Dumped into a bed of coals works for me.

Glad to know a place that might take old NatGeo. We turn them away all the time, and having a suggestion might soften the blow. Some people get real snotty when you turn down their oh-so-precious offerings. Although I’m sure they’ll be pissy at the thought of having to make another stop. Off to find a phone number or…

Bullshit. What about the 80s and 90s, when publishers deliberately printed twice as many copies as they ever hoped to sell, just to wallpaper stores with the titles?