That’s not fair. While flavorless and bland, boiled chicken could still play a small role in something excellent, at least theoretically.

That's a waste of two perfectly good googly eyes. Why glue them onto boiled chicken?

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Another vote for EMDR and tapping!

She’s married to a man named DAX who drives a Buick Roadmaster.

It’s baloney. That’s what the unbathed actually smell like. They smell like deli meat. :( 

I do the same, my ears just get itchy if I don't 

Don’t forget the Ranchero

“What do you do for a living?” is often code for “How much do I disrespect you?”

Not if neutered or a female, and some go for the heavy butt wash, so I just say a pic of whatever ones own dog prefers, heck, could be licking another dog even.

Balls?

Then send them a pic of your dog licking its nether region.

Due to the current inventory shortage, you are unable to email pictures of your house at this time.

This. I mean by the time I hit my teenage years, I figured out my parents were full of sexist shit and they were only trying to control me because I was a girl.

When I was in college, I was going to be an “artist” and so I actually bought canvas, paints, etc. Christ, I couldn’t even make something mildly abstract. I like his stuff and as with all art, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it. And don’t say you could have done it because you couldn’t have and moreover, you didn’t.

I feel like I’m missing out on some kind of inside joke.

Didn’t that Zazie Beetz chick out herself as a member of the great, funky, unwashed also? It’s summer time, I feel sticky if I go out to water my plants. Is there some kind of nastiness badge these folks get for bragging about their lack of a relationship with soap and water? You know they’re those people who are nose…

I used to work somewhere that had a gym and locker rooms. This guy and I would use the gym at lunchtime. We’d always work out for about the same amount of time but he was always back at his desk when I got back to mine. I chalked it up to him having less to do after working out (I would reapply makeup, fix hair,…

So I’m Central American, Salvadoran specifically, and we are a daily shower people. Some, like my uncles that work construction are two shower people one before work, one after. I got the bucket bath (so I wouldn’t waste water) with a rough wash cloth as a little kid, by grandma, on the daily too.

Ashton said he works out. He splashes his face after a workout and then just goes about his day. Does he not sweat? I sweat WAY too much for that. I regularly hang up my sweaty workout clothes to dry before I put them in the hamper because I’m afraid they’ll mildew.