Dodging the action like it was income taxes

Yup.

His colleague definitely did not seem as prepared for shit to go down. Had to be told to get the rifle out and did not seem super comfortable with it in his hands. Hope he gets to stay that way. 

That’s why we call her Miss Jackson.

I hear he prefers Twinkies.

I mean, we know why he was really buying all those Twinkies in Die Hard...

Yeah, she said “I hope a bunch of assholes on the internet don’t whataboutism their way out of the real conversation, but I’m sure they will.” 

Why are there not more stars for you?

I’ve often said that the printing of money should be privatized.

They probably didn’t care if any of said kids froze in that crazy cold they had a few months back. 

It’s Texas. I’m guessing they give the newborn a free gun and MAAAYYYBE let Mom have a few days off work if she belongs to the right church.

Right?

I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN THIS

This is my entire ass dream. Please drag down everyone else you’re connected with Gaetz.

The way I “sniggled” at that...

At Hartfield-Jackson International, most of the people working everything from TSA to the newspaper/convenience stands on the terminal are POC, which just highlights the lunacy of these cops thinking harassing a passenger is a good look.

No lies detected.

Yeah, you’re supposed to put money into the police unions so they can give it to politicians to say they oppose the police while voting for amendments that gives police in LA School police to buy grenade launchers...and rifles and tanks, for a school.

I’m tearing up, this has made my day 

Hearsy McHearseface