I came here to say exactly this. 

Ironic, right? One must be intelligent to comprehend irony, though, which explains everything.

YEP. On FB yesterday, one tried to tie the *entire* COVID death count and current spike to the Biden administration. Did not appear to be a bot.

Will you paint it teal, yellow, neon pink, or some combination of all three?

...so how is your oldest doing now?

*this*

OMFG that chin is hilarious

I am a night owl and admittedly well into my cups one 4am when I see cop car lights next to my driveway. Highly unusual as I live in essentially the black suburbs of my city and it’s quiet, old folks, boring. So I go outside and see the cops have pulled our newspaper carrier over and out of his car. When I pulled out…

Yeah, pretty sure there would be a few easy clues, throwing papers into driveways, stuffing papers into the mailbox tubes, car that is LOADED with more newspapers, occupant of said vehicle has BLACK (not brown, BLACK) hands and reeks of newsprint.

He just wants everyone to look at his awesome hat! 

I can’t take that picture seriously, but good luck to him.

So Margie-Q has 3 kids and Lauren Gogurt has 4. Out of those 7 kids, at least one will probably be LGBTQ.

...but only for whites.

“Oh really? Well I find it quite tasteful!”

My family still plays “Dead or Canadian?” You don’t know the pure merriment when a famous Canadian passes on.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

I thought no one cared about us Gen X’ers anymore?  And what was it we liked, bootcut?  But I was happy to get rid of those and go for a straight leg cut.  That suited my body the best, and it’s what I’m sticking to, fashion be damned.

Fellow GenX’er here - had to do more then star for not only agreeing with your sentiment but expressing it as only a GenX’er would. Bravo.

I still remember a sequence of questions from the “Dead, Alive, or Indian Food?” category:

Agreed and as a Gen X’er I’d like to add that Millenials were never cool so I don’t know why they’re all upset about the hate for skinny jeans etc. They have literally spend decades proclaiming how nerdy and dorky they are.