I was hoping for poisoned pages a la The Name of the Rose

The only way seems like a sign-and-trade for Boogie with Deng included in the deal. In fact, it seems odd that Randall went to New Orleans so quickly; almost like he was already in discussions with them. But who knows!

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

Could be that a lot of them were working at Toys-R-Us and now have more time on their hands.

This is how my uncle explained cheating to me:

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

I love this with all my heart, even when the side-eyes rolled in for mentioning Oprah not publicly offering anything for the marches we’ll had for years.

So, you will live longer, but you won’t remember it?

Useful idiot. See my other post.

In early 2017, US intelligence agencies assessed with high confidence that the Kremlin’s objective was to sow division among US voters and swing the election in Donald Trump’s favor.

I certainly don’t have a problem not paying for this shit.

I know, it’s been quite pleasant recently hasn’t it? It was downright warm the other day.

ALSO HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT VIKINGS

...unless of course you feel that a tech blog should be held to a different standard than the leadership of the most powerful country on the planet. In that case, this would be known as a ‘false equivalency’.

Just change “White House” to “Gizmodo” and “trying to mute a call” to “trying to use spell check”.