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If we can keep him occupied with trivialities, we might make it out of 4 years without too much damage.

How is asking questions equated as have Cho do Swinton’s “intellectual labor”? That assessment seems colossally unfair.

“Wow, what a series for Clayton Kershaw: 2 wins and a save!” (Note: he only had 1 win)

Temper tantrum post?

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

I don’t think it’s afraid but rather Russ, KD, and even Roberson (one of the premier perimeter defenders) are such freakishly athletic players that they can suffocate whatever GS tries to do on the outside, which is why a lot of their 3s feel like desperate heaves rather than the usual in-rhythm shots of confidence,…

What does Dax from Punk’d have to do with this

“an actually telling sign of a possible disorder would be if Sandoval’s weight affects his ability to do his job”

As a Giants fan, I loved have Pablo Sandoval on our team.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Sounds like Netflix night with a former girlfriend of mine. Instead of watching a movie for two hours, she’d page up and down through all the choices, get paralyzed by fear of making the wrong choice, and we’d end up watching nothing.

Why don’t you have some more turnover running this slowly sinking ship? The only thing you have more of is non-content content. Here’s a list of current posts:

I think the pros have forgotten what the rest of the world plays golf on. The pros have been playing on surfaces that are tailored just for them, at just the right time, for just the particular tournament they are in at the moment. Nobody else gets that kind of codling. They knew Chambers Bay was going to happen as…

Dustin Johnson is a national hero.

Yes, it’s been very good for a couple of weeks now. Hard to get amped to do the same show for 30-odd years, I understand, but for the final curtain, it’s really been solid. Brian Regan’s set on Friday night was magnificent, too.