What about women with guns? I mean, they’re basically all  hysterical. I’d listen better to a woman with a gun because she might get her period and start shooting everything up.

He was afraid that the dead guy was going to get even deader if he let that car through.

I don’t Uber or Lyft, but I have to imagine it doesn’t take much to realize you’re driving someone who is definitely not an adult. My first stop would’ve been the police station, especially being at that time of night. 

It didn’t have the “I’m not trafficking your daughter” bumper sticker on it.

Seems like he should’ve come out of that experience with a tad bit more composure and not jump into murder mode right off the bat.

Yes, blame that for the reason why your 13 year old feels like they have to run away from you. I hope there’s social workers involved now.

I have to imagine this decision involved a bunch of kids in their 20's prompting Chat GPT and coming up with nothing. 

Next to Onion City.

Nothing like running over a nail and Costco telling you that they gotta replace all four.

You can’t use it for VR porn. That basically killed it.

Let me see the CEO’s shitpost game and then I’ll decide.

Let me guess, laid off employees of color were initially only given 3/5 of what laid off white employees got.

So, basically what anyone would normally do before going through a car wash... but it’s now a “mode” and I’m sure adds on to the price.

I still find it funny that people insist on calling anything Trump does a “business venture” when it’s been made clear they were all criminal operations to facilitate massive financial fraud this whole time.

Loved this 90's throwback from Mikey Day from 2018:

Cars have always been a generational thing.

Don’t try to do no thinkin’
Just go on with your drinkin’
Just have your fun, you old son of a gun
Then drive home in your Lincoln

There’s a Tesla easter egg where you yell out “n*gger1488pedoboobs” and you can pause the update, then restart it by farting really loud.

Is Elon doing customer support for Dbrand now?

Abby and Jose got nothing on Wyatt’s Towing here in CO.