What about women with guns? I mean, they’re basically all  hysterical. I’d listen better to a woman with a gun because she might get her period and start shooting everything up.

He was afraid that the dead guy was going to get even deader if he let that car through.

I don’t Uber or Lyft, but I have to imagine it doesn’t take much to realize you’re driving someone who is definitely not an adult. My first stop would’ve been the police station, especially being at that time of night. 

It didn’t have the “I’m not trafficking your daughter” bumper sticker on it.

Seems like he should’ve come out of that experience with a tad bit more composure and not jump into murder mode right off the bat.

Yes, blame that for the reason why your 13 year old feels like they have to run away from you. I hope there’s social workers involved now.

I have to imagine this decision involved a bunch of kids in their 20's prompting Chat GPT and coming up with nothing. 

Next to Onion City.

Nothing like running over a nail and Costco telling you that they gotta replace all four.

Let me guess, laid off employees of color were initially only given 3/5 of what laid off white employees got.

So, basically what anyone would normally do before going through a car wash... but it’s now a “mode” and I’m sure adds on to the price.

Cars have always been a generational thing.

Don’t try to do no thinkin’
Just go on with your drinkin’
Just have your fun, you old son of a gun
Then drive home in your Lincoln

There’s a Tesla easter egg where you yell out “n*gger1488pedoboobs” and you can pause the update, then restart it by farting really loud.

Abby and Jose got nothing on Wyatt’s Towing here in CO.

Chief O-ring inspector for NASA’s Challenger launch. 

Maybe they never imagined the Cybertruck driving more than a couple hundred miles before breaking down?

IT workers will continue to get the shaft and be “on call” during non-business hours no matter how short the work week is.

I was hoping for a Lawrence Welk show sketch. They had all the right cast members.

Looks like a prolapsed colon.