Crack pipe

I wish I could go back to 2006 and buy more than one Scion xA. I’ve driven it for 17 years with only putting money into it for servicing, tires, and oil changes. I was worried when I moved to a colder climate, but it handles so great on the snow and is still so zippy around corners. Tell me what other car you could…

I wonder how many times Showtime had to tell them “We’re not doing John Waters here” before it got sanitized enough.

Showing any political preference is completely stupid if you’re trying to sell a consumer product. There was a time I would’ve bought a Tesla, but now it feels like a car version of the red MAGA hat. 

Lots of salty white folks here in the comments. It was too spicy!!!

We need Valleywag again.

Go and read “Being Digital” by Nicholas Negroponte. Written in the 1990's, his vision the future enabled by technology has aged...well.

Can’t say this enough. If you feel the need to be armed at all times then you probably need to reflect on your own life choices. You either need to move to a safer area and/or stop being an asshole to everyone. 

Damn, I get the shakes if I don’t have my morning six pack. Glad to see I could potentially have a minibar in my jail cell if I’m ever in that situation.

Where I live there are a few shops that are in cahoots with the criminals and local government/police. They even passed a law to try and stop the illegal behavior of a tow company (to no avail). Fix that shit first.

I have four children with child #2 being an oddball ever since he was born. He’s also very skinny/lanky compared to his siblings.. just all arms legs, feet and hands.

This could’ve ended up much spookier if it weren’t for my college apartment mates.

Growing up we always had a ton of cats, and I came to view them as protectors since our home was very chaotic. I could always grab a cat and detach from all the chaos around me.

In high school I worked at a small health food store to make extra money. The summer before I started college we had a customer who started coming in once a month to pick up a special order of a crate of milk. Since I was working in the perishables department I would be to help him with his order. He was a younger guy…

Growing up, both of my parents worked so they dropped me off before school at a daycare attached to the elementary school I went to.

I bought my Scion xA new in 2006 and I don’t think I’ve put even close to $800 in it if you don’t include things like tires and oil changes. I’ve had it serviced every 60k miles (I’m at 160k miles on the odometer) and that’s been it. I wish I would’ve bought a couple of them since I spent just a little over 16k on it.

Brings back memories of when my wife and I had to fight the Catholic birthing hospital so she could have her tubes tied after giving birth. They claimed she was still of childbearing age, so they didn’t feel it was right. She was going to be giving birth to our fourth child.

The time my oldest’s friends from school came to spend the night. They were a brother and sister who were both undersized for their age - like you’d think they were a good few years younger than their actual ages.

I’m not getting any work done today...

Since they are obviously uncontrollable ticking timebombs, maybe combat vets with PTSD shouldn’t be allowed to own firearms?