Watch Trump claim he’s pregnant to try and get out of any jail time.

“Being falsely imprisoned for rape sure worked out for him!”

I love how they kept Phil Knight’s ridiculous hair style and “hello, my fellow kids” wardrobe choices. Dude was not hip, but I guess it doesn’t matter when you’re worth billions. 

Seems like you should know the people in your circle who drama seems to always follow and cut ties. Even if they’re just people who make you dramatic. There’s a lot of money on the table that can be lost.

Well, he’s dead now so you can be happy.

Watched John Wick 4 with two of my kids last night. When my wife asked us how it was we all basically said something to the effect of, “It was pretty long. Lots of shooting.”.

From Colorado and it is a huge money grab at this point, with no consideration for the next generation of skiers or the enjoyment of locals who can’t afford to take off during the week. The big players here oversell the ski passes creating massive backups at the lifts and a huge burden on seasonal workers who have to…

I’ll do an Uno reverse card and give you this. Close your eyes and tell me this isn’t some white country singer:

Pick another hill to die on with this. 

Let’s not forget this is the guy who wrote and produced stompers like Boogie Nights and Groove Line, and Michael Jackson’s earliest solo hits (Thriller included).

That’s not really how it all works. I doubt those descendants of white Union soldiers had to deal with anything like Jim Crow and other measures that prevented Black families from prospering. 

I really hope that the families who were redlined into buying homes in places East Palo Alto will eventually receive adequate compensation for how much wealth they could have had now if they were allowed to buy in places like Palo Alto and Menlo Park.

And we were told people would be a lot more polite if everyone was carrying. Nope. People just looking for any excuse to shoot someone else. 

Can’t wait to hear your smoking hot Captain Beefheart take.

In the immortal words of Frank Zappa: “Save your money; don’t go to the show”.

I think they’re still figuring out cement ponds.

I guess he’s kind of an expert? Just seems like an excuse to look at more deepfake porn to me. 

Yep. The one time I used Roundup to kill some weeds on my lawn our cat suddenly died from multiple organ failure a week later.

I think my problem is that I didn’t go to the touristy areas. Imagine when my mom told me she was going to visit her brother in Acapulco and said she’d buy me a plane ticket so I could go. Only he lived about an hour inland in San Marcos and getting to the coast was dicey (that’s when the cab driver tried to rob us…

When that baby comes out with dark skin...hooo boy.