Yep. The one time I used Roundup to kill some weeds on my lawn our cat suddenly died from multiple organ failure a week later.

I think my problem is that I didn’t go to the touristy areas. Imagine when my mom told me she was going to visit her brother in Acapulco and said she’d buy me a plane ticket so I could go. Only he lived about an hour inland in San Marcos and getting to the coast was dicey (that’s when the cab driver tried to rob us…

When that baby comes out with dark skin...hooo boy.

I think this assumes you don’t start having kids before you can even legally buy cigarettes. 

Me too. I have neighbors that have several plants growing in their living room windowsill for everyone to admire.

I was born and raised in the Bay Area and in those 27 years I think they managed to only extend BART to the airport. There’s always some excuse for why they can’t do it while raking in a ton of money. It always seemed ridiculous there wasn’t a subway that ran the full loop of the SF Bay with multiple underwater…

Yep...getting PIP’d at work means they want to fire you but they have to cover their asses and pretend like they tried to help you. You never come back from that, so you may as well spare yourself the humiliation and find another job.

Macabre. I still remember a friend in high school correcting me when I mispronounced it (made it rhyme with macramé - please kill me). I feel like he still judges me nearly 30 years later. 

I agree. I’ve been there and have family still there. I’ve been harassed by corrupt police and was nearly robbed and stranded in the mountains by a cab driver. And that’s not even getting to the cartel violence.

Yep...and that they rush you out of the maternity ward before your baby has time to figure it out doesn’t help. My wife decided to just go with formula with our next kids and was practically begging the doctors and nurses to let us get out of there and go home asap. The one experience was enough lol...

Like Russia, there’s nothing to see there that’s worth this shit.

Tupac

What they don’t tell you is that the minute you come home with your baby it’s literally a race against time to get them feeding regularly. I remember sitting there watching our baby, who still hadn’t managed to breastfeed, thinking he’s basically dying before my eyes. Honestly, there is nothing wrong with formula in…

Can we talk about the age difference? 

It’s always a guy who looks like that, isn’t it?

Yep, my wife’s parents bought her little brother a Mustang when he turned 16. He tried to race a cop the first day and eventually wrecked it. They then bought him an F-150 Lightening....which he ended up wrapping around a light pole.

I’m sure the men in her family blame her for her baby dying. She must have not served her husband and prayed hard enough.

I have a feeling by the time you leave the dealership you’d be paying a lot more than that. 

I do the same with lavash and it’s super good if you like a thin, crispy crust.

Is that the Detroit style one? I can find it all the time at my Costco here in Colorado, as well as the Walmarts. Best frozen pizza out there, but my favorite is the cheese bread.