I have a hard time believing Dorsey doesn’t have a secret Twitter suicide switch that lets him nuke the whole thing from orbit. If not now, when?

Who asked for this? I didn’t.

I say go against type and remake What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

I remember driving my mom’s old Delta 88 through Wyoming on 80 one winter. Every time a semi passed me my entire front window would get covered with dirty ass slush. It was already bad enough that they were driving so fast my car would nearly get blown off the road when they passed me. 

I wonder how many congressmembers they had to bribe with Beyonce tickets.

The kicker is they’re going to tell congress what the penalty should be when they completely disregard the legislature. 

Oh, yeah.. Crypto Guy. License plate is “CRYPTO” and he flexes whenever he goes out by asking if they accept Bitcoin.

Been to Denver? I feel like it’s a lot more common than you think.

Damn, don’t piss off the AI, apparently.

I dunno, I’d have to ask the kitty first.

Let’s all hope that Mark will do for AI what he did for The Metaverse.

Wait till those kids find out about Buffalo Exchange....

Nobody just drops off their kids and leaves anymore?

I find the “watercooler” people tend to be the ones who have the shittiest work ethic.

My mother in law loved it, so there’s that. 

Must pick up

Only when it comes to things like social media and not something like bodily autonomy. 

I recently saw a side by side of Madonna and Susanna Hoffs (same age) and....lets just say maybe stay away from the knife a little. 

Even Biden ran off to eastern Europe to dodge this mess. When do we get our “Heck of a job, Booty” moment?

Next up: Musk will start treating tweets like ads and charge websites for publishing them in their pieces.