Been to Denver? I feel like it’s a lot more common than you think.

Wait till those kids find out about Buffalo Exchange....

Nobody just drops off their kids and leaves anymore?

My mother in law loved it, so there’s that. 

I recently saw a side by side of Madonna and Susanna Hoffs (same age) and....lets just say maybe stay away from the knife a little. 

Even Biden ran off to eastern Europe to dodge this mess. When do we get our “Heck of a job, Booty” moment?

It’s the classic AV Club nerds from high school using the only “thing” they have in their quivers to make fun of the jocks who have no idea they exist.

This just in: Kids don’t read books anyways. They learn a lot more online. 

Yes, a police officer should be held to an entirely higher standard than an accountant. When they fuck up like this it is definitely newsworthy, especially when it takes over a year for them to face real consequences. I guarantee you the accountant in your fantasy would’ve been charged much sooner. 

I spend most of my weekend in bed - can I get an endorsement? I feel like I’d be way more qualified to speak about the comfort of my bedding than someone who gets up ass early.

I5 crossing from Oregon into Washington (and vice versa). I had to drive this during commute every day for a while. The highway bottlenecks into 6 very narrow lanes of traffic going over the ancient Interstate Bridge, causing huge backups most times of the day. There’s no shoulder, so if you wreck (which happens…

He can go walk his ass back into the ocean for good.

Just make sure you buy an AR before you get killed.

I was going to bet my life that this happened in Denver before I read the story.

Skaters are like mogwais. 

Same for Terry Bradshaw. Time to hang em up.

I took glass blowing for a semester in art school and this happened to me. I saw what looked to be just glass lying in a bin, so I grabbed it. Not a good idea. Then one time my professor handed me a punty rod and I managed to grab the wrong end of it. The look on her face was priceless, but she knew what to do: have…

Don’t shit where you eat and don’t believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.

If I saw them coming to help me I’d say I’m good and walk to the hospital.

Driving in Eastern Oregon at night, in the middle of winter, and the road is a rutted sheet of snow. Then all of a sudden there’s dozens of rabbits running across the highway in my headlights. I can’t slam on my brakes because of the snow so I just white knuckled it and tried to not look out my windshield at the…