She always looked like she smelled like pee.

I’m one of those people who doesn’t care much about the car I’m driving. It’s paid off, 16 years old, and runs well, which is all that matters to me. But, when I go in for interviews I always make sure I park it far enough away that the people who work there can’t see it. I’m at a place in my career where I should be…

They were pretty receptive for me. Then again, I had my Sedona (just purchased a few days earlier) sitting on a flatbed tow truck right outside the showroom.

Oh yeah, and then followed by the mass exodus from Deadspin. Must have been a shitty year or two for him. 

The irony of Musk having to reach out to successful Black businesspeople to help him is not lost on me. I feel like his ego would never let him do it. 

Has anyone read any of Drew Magary’s (former Deadspin writer) columns for SFGate/Chronicle? I only read a couple and had a similar reaction to seeing someone I enjoyed reading just lose any sense of humor in his writing. 

Typical “Well, everyone cheats!” conservative Republican.

That wasn’t Justin Bieber?

I’ll pay 99 bucks for one where he's wearing a prison uniform.

From what I’ve read it’s probably a good thing Musk isn’t fucking things up at Tesla. I’m sure they welcome the break so the adults in the room can focus on running the company instead of whatever “brilliant” idea Musk distracts them with. 

Damn, good point. I don’t even want to know what Lea Michele will look like in 10-15 years.

As someone cursed with chipmunk cheeks on an otherwise trim body, I might just have to think about this...

My shop teacher would wear a three piece maroon suit with a bolo tie that had a scorpion encased in resin. Dude did not mess around lol.

Cops in Colorado are complete trash. If they’re not watching motorists run red lights with their thumbs up their asses they’re harassing innocent people. 

You should try this new thing called “minding your own business”. There’s no way that anyone who wasn’t involved will ever know why it turned out the way it did. 

Fuck off

I wonder how many bouquets of flowers and thank you cards Zuckerberg has sent to Musk in the past few weeks. What metaverse?

CPTSD stands for “complex post-traumatic stress disorder”

Or maybe the more educated we become about using sex toys people will learn how not to get in trouble using one.

This is bad how?