Wonderful. So, my kid’s school isn’t allowed to let me know that there’s a ticking time bomb sitting next to my child, but they’re fine with some company tracking them online while they do their schoolwork.

We literally have a profile of a person who would do such an act, but not the willpower to intervene, because someone's "right" to own a weapon is more sacred than children's right to be alive. 

What are they afraid of? If someone wants to hurt Trump there’s a room full of good guys with guns. Should work itself out.

Walmart could’ve hyped products from black owned companies and still made money. 

I don’t think so. I remember when he came back and first started with his jokes about trans people. I chalked it up to just him being out of the loop for a while. He could’ve acknowledged being a little behind the times and moved on. Instead he went full troll and is making unoriginal transphobic jokes a cornerstone…

I know, right? Who’s asking to hear that? I didn’t realize there was this untapped market for transphobic comedy.

My wife went through an essential oil phase and still insists on putting whatever oil it is on burns. I still stick with what my college glass blowing teacher used on me when I burned my hand, which is get ice on it asap to stop the burn from going deeper into your tissue. You might lose a little of the top layer of…

I think they are also seeing this when it comes to things like having kids. We don't need another generation of children traumatized by parents who felt like they had to have kids, but were not emotionally, psychologically, financially, prepared.

I think this generation has figured out that hustle culture is a giant con that ruins most people emotionally and psychologically.

Not having a college degree (I went for 4 years but did not graduate) has definitely held me back. I’m good at what I do, so I’ve been able to have a long career making low six figures, but it’s kept me from making the jump to management in my opinion.

NASA engineers and scientists spend a good portion of their days with crystals, manifesting the spacecraft's continued operation into existence. Namaste.

I imagine he quoted Carlson directly in his manifestos.

Heaven forbid black people do something white people do and get away with all the time.

Has Peterson looked in a fucking mirror lately? It’s funny how these scraggly wimps fawn over this Nietzschean idea of power and supermen, when they look like the very same people these supermen gave swirlies and atomic wedgies to in their youths.

Same thing happened at Nike world headquarters. They spent I think a billion, at least, on new construction that has sat empty for the last two years. The kicker is that they went all open floor plan with no dedicated spots for the rank and file workers.

Yes, it's a lot easier to shoot when the leading man is roughly the same height as the leading lady, hence a lot of male movie stars are shorter.

These Female Celebrities Have Bigger Vaginas Thank You Might Think

You probably complain about too many women in the workplace. Consider this a three day vacation from them and your opportunity to show how much better your are to your superiors. /s

The Louis CK effect, where a piggish but likeable guy turned out to be an unlikeable pig this whole time.

You have to approach this from the perspective of a 3rd grade mind: