Well, the Academy did ban Will from going to the Oscars for the next ten years, and Jada is going to need a date. They can invite Chris back to host and they all spend the entire time roasting Will while he sits at home crying.

And to think, at the precipice of the pinnacle of her profession, all she had to do was endure another round of people with a fraction of her intelligence and experience tearing her down. Thankfully, this should be the last job she ever has to interview for.

IRS? DOJ?

Wait, people want small trucks that don't look like transformers and cost 80k?

Saying this for the folks all the way in the back:

It means on Monday’s and Fridays, when colleagues are chit chatting about their weekend before the meeting starts, you tend to stay quiet when it’s clear living your life is a novelty to them.

Oh look, we're talking about this piece of shit again. 

Oh God, that means Trump is getting one as well. I hope they throw it in the basement.

Those times literally don’t exist anymore. It’s all memory as I’m sure any digital trace has been scrubbed.

That slap two Sunday’s ago essentially cancelled this latest season of “Whose Life is The Kardashians Ruining Now?”. It was getting old anyways, and Pete Davidson has the personality of a Hot Topic sneaker. Worst manufactured feud ever.

Its basically the "I'm Wayne Brady, bitch" premise but in real life. I didn't think it needed a solid Will Smith impression to make it work.

Sadly, all part of the plan. It started by Splinter getting the are, doing away with a popular place to find critiques of the right. They just want a safe vanilla blog to paste ads all over, until even that stops working..then they'll shutter it all down. I'm just happy I started reading Gawker media sites way back in…

I was meant on the Pete Davidson video. The whole slap controversy only highlighted that his value is tied to who he's hooking up with. Now, if Pete Davidson gotten the smack down it would be a different story.

His review on Paste wasn't much better than this. I really liked this episode.

Punch your bicycle on a hillside, Desiree. Well, Nate sure made a man of me, Ned.

I’m sure there were a lot of people in that room who were going through their own demons but they didn't choose violence that day. Let's not forget Will Smith is a professional in many areas, and has been for decades. 

I agree. I guess people forget that:

To be fair, Rock had no idea Smith would go on to win that Oscar just a few minutes later. That had to sting, especially when Smith had the opportunity to publicly apologize for what he'd just done...and didn't say shit about Rock.

Yeah, I’m sure it’s dawning on Rock that he got assaulted on stage and not only did they let his assaulter remain in the building, they up and gave him an award a few minutes later. Then Smith had the gall to act like nothing happened the rest of the night while their peers congratulated him. That’s all sorts of…

By your logic we should've seen multiple fights breaking out like that. Will has undergone extensive therapy, so that isn't an excuse.