The whole Jon Stewart thing still boggles my mind. Just like Chapelle, he’s seemingly gotten more conservative and out of touch with age and being away from comedy. It’s like they came back and the world moved on, but they insist it’s not them.

I guess I must be a boomer because I have no idea how you bungle that one up unless you’ve never listened to their music.

What could possibly go wrong giving your personal information to a “business” ran by Trump? This was the same guy who had big pharma CEOs colluding to keep the US covid vaccine supply out of his hands so he wouldn’t turn around and sell it all to the Russians.

Have they tried selling cigarettes?

I’ve tried a couple times, but air frying doesn’t seem to work with green beans.

It wasn’t until my younger sister came to visit my family over the holidays that I realized I grew up in a family (both sides) that constantly pointed out people’s bodies. My latin side found it funny to break your balls if you were even a little bit overweight while my waspy side of the family did the same in much…

Praise the deities. We badly need precipitation here in Colorado. 

I’m no business whiz, but there have to be a lot of Meta shareholders who are not happy that Zuckerberg seems to be the reason people have serious trust issues with that company. Why is he still the CEO?

How very American to rile up a bunch of morons so you can grift millions of dollars setting up phony fundraiser campaigns. 

This is going to rustle some jimmies for sure.

The irony of him whining about objectivity while simultaneously not being able to take an objective look at why affirmative action is needed is not lost on me.

What’s sad is that people imagine you must feel happy and accomplished with all those achievements, but the reality is that you’ve spent your entire life feeling you are never good enough.

He’s right up there with Fredo Corleone.

That’s sad. Fry’s was an institution in the Bay Area for decades but there’s fewer hackers now and people would rather get stuff shipped from Amazon.

It would be in really poor taste if someone said he looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy.

We just got a 2017 Kia Sedona that came with all sorts of “assist” features to prevent you from running into things or leaving your lane. I ended up turning it off because more often not sudden loud dinging with no other indication of what’s going on was panic inducing. I also never learned to distinguish what the…

We had to buy bikes from Walmart during the pandemic since we couldn’t find anything used. I’m not sure how they can in good conscience sell such pieces of crap to children. It’s literally a safety issue that could blow up in their faces. All of my kids managed to break off the brake levers after a couple times…

And we will likely also lose Neil Young on Spotify because of that asshat.

It’s like he says what we’re all thinking!

The best way to get someone to stop annoying you is to let them know that it’s annoying you in an open letter to the whole world.