I’ve tried a couple times, but air frying doesn’t seem to work with green beans.

It wasn’t until my younger sister came to visit my family over the holidays that I realized I grew up in a family (both sides) that constantly pointed out people’s bodies. My latin side found it funny to break your balls if you were even a little bit overweight while my waspy side of the family did the same in much…

How very American to rile up a bunch of morons so you can grift millions of dollars setting up phony fundraiser campaigns. 

This is going to rustle some jimmies for sure.

The irony of him whining about objectivity while simultaneously not being able to take an objective look at why affirmative action is needed is not lost on me.

What’s sad is that people imagine you must feel happy and accomplished with all those achievements, but the reality is that you’ve spent your entire life feeling you are never good enough.

He’s right up there with Fredo Corleone.

That’s sad. Fry’s was an institution in the Bay Area for decades but there’s fewer hackers now and people would rather get stuff shipped from Amazon.

It would be in really poor taste if someone said he looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy.

We just got a 2017 Kia Sedona that came with all sorts of “assist” features to prevent you from running into things or leaving your lane. I ended up turning it off because more often not sudden loud dinging with no other indication of what’s going on was panic inducing. I also never learned to distinguish what the…

We had to buy bikes from Walmart during the pandemic since we couldn’t find anything used. I’m not sure how they can in good conscience sell such pieces of crap to children. It’s literally a safety issue that could blow up in their faces. All of my kids managed to break off the brake levers after a couple times…

The best way to get someone to stop annoying you is to let them know that it’s annoying you in an open letter to the whole world.

Let’s not forget who the real victim is here - McConnell’s pride.

The opening credits are becoming a parody, like the Taco Town commercial. 

Breaking the law, even...

Sure, to be fair our tax money goes for the government buying these kits and masks from the manufacturers. At least they’re using our money to benefit us and not making us essentially pay twice.

To think all it took for free home tests and masks is for Jen Psaki to have her “Let them eat cake” moment in front of the world. 

Thanks for that. I caught wind of something going on in another AVClub post and started googling to no avail. What a shit move, especially when literally everyone who used to work in an office has successfully worked remotely for nearly the past two years. Can’t Spanfeller just take candy from a baby if he needs an…

I know the feeling of your self worth being tied to your work, and it sucks. The constant pressure you put on yourself, and the panic when it feels like you’ve maybe lost it or you have nothing to keep yourself busy with.

I can’t stand that song. The singer sounds like Cartman going on a tirade.