You could be like Bobby “Chipodelay” Flay and not even try to pronounce it correctly.

Our only hope is that the Dems somehow get a larger majority in Congress in that time because Biden has shown he is unwilling to take the lead on stuff like this. 

Yep, the airlines decided to spend all their money buying back stock instead of keeping it for the next disaster that hits their industry. But screw us for being responsible by using the deferred student loan money to pay our bills and be good little consumers.

They’re alive and well in Boulder...

Just like every Fortune 500 CEO feels entitled to. 

BetterUp sounds like one of those wellness consultants that large companies spend millions of dollars on to come in and teach workers how to meditate with an app so they can forget how miserable they are in their jobs.

I’m just happy to hear they at least made an effort to render aid to the person instead of cuffing him and leaving him to die while waiting for an ambulance.

“You pay us to be our QA testers”

In the same TSA document, it lists “whistling as you approach the screening process” as a red flag, along with “exaggerated yawning” and “wringing of hands.”

I was gonna say... this person’s mind will be blown when they learn about how we bailed out the entire airline industry after 9/11 and COVID, and the banking industry after the housing crash in 2008. The reason? Those industries made the argument that they needed to be sustained so they could help revamp the economy…

Ok, so mail 5 then. What, we can’t afford it?

No, there was no hoax = Yes, there was a hoax.

Too busy driving

Daihatsu Charade, BMW 2500, Ford Falcon, and an Eagle Talon to name several that I’ve driven. I would buy another stick just to joyride in but I’d be shifting from 1st to 2nd and back too often during my commute to do anything else with my right hand.

Loved the SNL sketches but thought the movie just dragged when it tried to draw it out. It doesn’t help that the whole point of the character is that he’s always going to be a piece of shit who gets everyone killed. How do you make a character arc out of that?

This weekend, I ripped the sleeves off all my ratty band t-shirts, crushed a can of Bud Lite against my forehead, and thrashed my mullet to some classic Anthrax. I’m just kidding; I took delivery of my 1996 Pontiac Firebird. So, basically the same thing.

On a daily driver? I think she’ll realize pretty quickly how inconvenient it is to not be able to have one hand free at all times when you’re commuting. No coffee, no food, no phone, etc.

Women are Polaroid picture taking flower pots. What’s so confusing about that?

Yes, because I needed to have abortion dumbed down to a Polaroid camera analogy to make me *really* get it. All I kept thinking was “who put the camera up in there?” and realized ol’ Madison, despite all of his best efforts, has probably never seen a human vagina up close.

If I were his lawyers I would advise him to not talk to anyone at all. You never know how something he says on record might come back to haunt him if there’s a trial of some sort. Just one small inconsistency in his story is all it takes.