In the same TSA document, it lists “whistling as you approach the screening process” as a red flag, along with “exaggerated yawning” and “wringing of hands.”

I was gonna say... this person’s mind will be blown when they learn about how we bailed out the entire airline industry after 9/11 and COVID, and the banking industry after the housing crash in 2008. The reason? Those industries made the argument that they needed to be sustained so they could help revamp the economy…

No, there was no hoax = Yes, there was a hoax.

Too busy driving

Daihatsu Charade, BMW 2500, Ford Falcon, and an Eagle Talon to name several that I’ve driven. I would buy another stick just to joyride in but I’d be shifting from 1st to 2nd and back too often during my commute to do anything else with my right hand.

Loved the SNL sketches but thought the movie just dragged when it tried to draw it out. It doesn’t help that the whole point of the character is that he’s always going to be a piece of shit who gets everyone killed. How do you make a character arc out of that?

This weekend, I ripped the sleeves off all my ratty band t-shirts, crushed a can of Bud Lite against my forehead, and thrashed my mullet to some classic Anthrax. I’m just kidding; I took delivery of my 1996 Pontiac Firebird. So, basically the same thing.

On a daily driver? I think she’ll realize pretty quickly how inconvenient it is to not be able to have one hand free at all times when you’re commuting. No coffee, no food, no phone, etc.

Women are Polaroid picture taking flower pots. What’s so confusing about that?

Yes, because I needed to have abortion dumbed down to a Polaroid camera analogy to make me *really* get it. All I kept thinking was “who put the camera up in there?” and realized ol’ Madison, despite all of his best efforts, has probably never seen a human vagina up close.

If I were his lawyers I would advise him to not talk to anyone at all. You never know how something he says on record might come back to haunt him if there’s a trial of some sort. Just one small inconsistency in his story is all it takes. 

We’ll always have this. G’s stick together:

Probably just trying to sucker people into coming in to the dealership so they can try to sell them a different vehicle because the Maverick they were looking for “just drove off the lot”.

Just going to leave this here...

As much as I hated Melania, I could definitely relate to her just not having it with the Christmas decorations. 

Still one of the sexiest cars ever made. I’ll take an original NSX over the prepubescent masturbatory fantasy most performance cars look like nowadays. 

I told my wife they purposely took items like this off the menu so they could bring it back to a massive amount of hype to bring people back into their restaurants.

I don’t remember asking for this. Did you?

Librarians, Libertarians, Liberians... I’ll admit I was confused for a few seconds ;)