Wonderful. So, the next time I’m at a protest and witness a group of Proud Boys committing the crime of assault and battery, I will make sure I have my gun ready, but be careful to goad them into charging at me before I start firing.

Considering where it took place I would be surprised if the suspect didn’t claim self defense.

Are they trying to make Pete the next Adam Sandler? At least it felt like Sandler actually wrote all of his stuff while with Pete it really does feel like someone else is doing the writing and he just shows up to be Pete.

Sadly, it really feels like we’re being driven to choose sides.

My first thought after seeing Johnson’s Trump a couple episodes back was, while dead-on and funny, it was essentially making him seem like a bumbling harmless old man. Let’s not normalize or trivialize anything that happened in the last four years.

Gender and age are two different things.

That’s true for just about every large company: Apple, Amazon, Nike, etc.

Seth Rogen as Owsley Stanley would be a great fit.

Scream at them from the top of your lungs until they’re crying and cowering in the corner?

Yep, he’s what like 20 now? Rittenhouse is 18, which is kinda in Gaetz’s wheelhouse. 

I worked for a large apparel company where this was basically expected if you wanted to last there for a long time. If things were looking slow managers would encourage you to go for open positions elsewhere in the company and they’d hire you back when things picked up again. 

They all should’ve been shot on sight the second they breached the Capitol building. 

Corrupt judge covering for corrupt cops. Did not see that coming. 

They needed to do what they do with R&B singers who can’t dance and just have them standing and holding on to the mic stand. 

Not only that, but Hollywood decides he’s going to not just be an actor, but a movie star. That’s got to mess with your head a bit if your passion is acting.

Yes, I need my gun for “self defense” when I purposely show up where my enemies are at with my gun. This is literally the exact opposite of any type of “stand your ground” or “castle doctrine” type laws where the entire premise is that you, the victim, were just minding your own business and not looking for trouble. 

The decidedly more low-key El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie and Deadwood: The Movie 

Maybe we don’t need a huge dead tree in our living rooms for the holidays? I’m not a millennial, but I’d be more than happy to take credit for “cancelling Christmas trees”.

Did they try a sticker chart?

Yeah, so just fuck everyone who isn’t a perfect human specimen. Am I doing this right?