I love the thought of Zuckerberg squirming because he knows Apple has his nuts in a vise as long as consumers prefer their iPhones to wearing a face computer.

It’s probably not the most economical way to add rice to my soup but, as someone who eats a lot of meals solo, it is the most convenient.

Even better at getting divorced, apparently.

Ariel Pink’s “Fright Night” always sets the mood.

In the Denver metro area they won’t even send out a cop if your stolen car isn’t worth more than a certain amount. 

And, unfortunately, they have another powerful person to give them permission to choose hate and dehumanize other people.

On the plus side, the lack of windows would prevent students jumping to their deaths. 

They will use the key grip’s statement as proof she was incompetent and he in fact is responsible for not doing more to get her kicked off the set.

Twenty years ago I’d say he was on that trajectory. There was no other black comedian at that time who crossed over like he did while not having to pander to a white audience. I feel like if he didn’t fall off the face of the Earth we’d be talking about him like we do Pryor or Carlin. Chapelle took a bunch of years…

Cops totally get off on this, are you kidding me?

They should move the cars and coffee to Jay Leno’s chin.

Damn, I was sure they would go with “Boomerville".

Tell me your dad was an emotionally distant person who only gave you attention when he was yelling at you for just existing without telling me...

It wouldn’t surprise me if they’re currently putting their business and assets into other people’s names. 

They want to give the family time to hide their assets.

Oh my, the cops are refusing to comply with authority?

Yes, a civil case against the kid and his family. The cyclists’ lawyers posted something a while back stating they definitely have a good idea of what the family is worth - i.e. they are going after everything.

Their strategy was to buy as many homes as possible so they could control the inventory, creating artificial scarcity by selectively putting them on the market. You don’t have to really do much to the house if this is your strategy and it’s a hot market. I’m sure their target customers were local flippers/contractors…

100% of the time.

Ok great. Maybe she should be the gov. of Arizona instead of being in a position where she can screw over people in 49 other states instead of just her own.