I just remember how obviously baked everyone involved looked.

The same people also feel like they’re geniuses because everyone they talk to stares at them in awe. No, they’re just actual intelligent people who can’t believe someone that dumb made it this far in life.

One takeaway from COVID (and some of the spicier sub-Reddits) is that they’ll just let anyone become a nurse.

You can finally weigh your mom.

I stepped on a yellowjacket hive playing capture the flag as a kid. It’s not just one - I was chased by at least 6 of them.

Of course it doesn’t seem like you have a racist bone in your body when you don’t have to make an effort to do and say racist things. A freaking head coach should understand that some people don’t need coaching because they’re naturally gifted at what they do.

Sadly, yes. But in this case there’s at least a good chance there will be some justice because these victims are “worth more”.

Our 6 clients are suffering from horrible injuries including broken vertebrae, cervical and lumbar spinal injuries, broken collar bones, hands, and wrists- many of which require surgical intervention- as well as multiple traumatic brain injuries, lacerations, soft tissue damage, road rash, and extensive bruising. And…

Yep, people who put in a shit ton of time and money into training will definitely be coming after this kid’s family for damages. If he only gets a slap on the wrist for the criminal charges at least there’s a good chance it will hit his parents in the wallet, which is probably the only thing they care about.

Anyone who knows anything about corruption is that you never explicitly tell someone to cover up for you. 

I’ve got a weird name coincidence as well. When I was in college my dad couldn’t live alone due to his age and worsening health, so my sister got an apartment for the both of them so she could take care of him. The apartment was on a street called Mercy St. and was situated so the back yards of all of the apartments…

Damn, and I was just starting to get into them.

Like his “candy ass” dig, this is also implying Diesel is somehow less “manly” because actors have feelings and hang around women. You know, because nothing screams “manly” like two greased up musclebound men rolling around on a mat wearing speedos. Pretty typical projecting/overcompensation that would sound more…

Because, like a lot of mediocre white men, he’s failed upwards so much that he thinks he’s untouchable.

i.e. he’s making us so much money that we can afford to lose the customers who don’t agree with us, fuck you very much.

I think us Americans are just used to oil being a necessary evil that you only use sparingly because you’ll get heart disease. We’re also taught to use the most over processed and flavorless oil we can find. It’s funny when people realize just how much oil/butter is just as important of an ingredient in cuisine from…

Exactly. I’ve said it here before, but who asked him? If he doesn’t care for trans people just don’t think or talk about them. As far as I know, he doesn’t have any connection to the trans community, so he’s clearly just punching down just to punch down.

I’m in that boat, but I would definitely not be able to unsee the irregular panel gaps if someone pointed them out to me. 

Did he get busted looking at gay/trans porn?

It’s like how people refuse to kneel in their Jordans so they won’t get creased, but with her face.