As charming as any band who wrote a song about sexually penetrating a paralyzed woman with a frozen piece of shit can be.

Chuck D going Oswald Bates on us

Can we talk about people who write “atleast” instead of “at least”? I’ve seen it often enough recently that I’m genuinely worried about it becoming accepted.

My tweenager kids only use Facebook to message me and their mom and leave “funny” replies to our posts. They definitely see it as something the oldsters do.

Bedtime was always a struggle with my oldest (12 now) until COVID hit and we decided to homeschool. We experimented by giving our kids no bedtime and letting them figure it out. The first couple of weeks they were all up until 2-3am, but then the younger ones started to put themselves to bed around 9pm. My oldest…

Maybe just stick to sending robots to space.

I would never go to a Mexican restaurant if I’m craving chicken wings, much less a Mexican fast food joint. Taco Bell needs to stay in its lane and, while they’re at it, reduce the menu to like 6-8 items and cut prices in half.

Living by a green space with four indoor/outdoor kitties for the last couple of years has cured us of any desire to have small rodents in our home.

My current aquarium came out so nice that I decided to not put fish in it. I think I realized I like having just an underwater garden. 

Outta touch rich guy thinking this will help his kid have a ‘normal’ life. If I was able to make enough money that my kids wouldn’t have to worry about going into debt to get an education, or having to work their entire lives, I would give it to them in a heartbeat. Being poor sucks and I never want people I helped…

Shouldn’t Facebook be concerned that their most active users are killing themselves off?

I’m in the Denver metro area and am going to replace the grass, that I can never seem to water enough, with this strain of grass developed here called Dog Tuff. Looks pretty promising:

One side wants to treat people like human beings with rights and representation granted to them by our constitution, while the other would gladly see you suffer and die if it meant they could steal a few more bucks from you or feel a little powerful.  You can’t compare the two, or claim some kind of middle ground.

Time for Musk to engage “auto pilot”, if you catch my drift...

Kim K is a stiff, I’m sorry. Even if she has a personality and sense of humor, whatever she does with her face won’t let any of that come through. Plus, there’s really not much meat on the bone in terms of what the writers can work with - they’ve already done Keeping up with the Kardashian type sketches in the past,…

I used to commute across the Bay Bridge into SF every morning in my beater with no working fuel gauge. The first time I ran out of gas on the bridge, during morning commute, caltrans were on it with a truck that gently nudged me while I was in neutral until I was safely off the bridge. The second time I did the same…

Every now and then Facebook’s algorithm will hiccup and my feed will be filled with right wing shit posts or ads for “father/son” men’s only retreats in my area. It’s crazy to get a glimpse into what other users might see as their default feed.

I reply to comments like a Civil War soldier writing home, not knowing if anyone would ever receive it, or if I’ll make it out alive.

I can’t stress enough to clean the sh** out of your windows first. I tinted the windows in my sun room and decided to not clean a few of the windows out of laziness. The film fell off within minutes and I couldn’t get it to stick again, even after cleaning off the windows.

I believe, in nature, that’s what it means. Though, I would’ve put the official cause of death as “grizzly bear fucked around and found out.”.