Guise! I know where it came from:

I remember selling my Eagle Talon, with a horked ECM, to this Russian teenager who came with a tow truck to take it away. He handed me cash and just walked off. I asked him if he wanted to go to the DMV and transfer the title. He just said, “Is good” and drove off. 

Corolla Not a Crossover™

They missed a perfect opportunity to call these Ray Ban Creepers™

They should try and look for that 2 billion they lost. 

It puts the lotion on its body or it gets

Yeah, we had those big brown house spiders in the last place I lived. The foundation shifted and the spiders would regularly come out through the gap between the floor and the wall. I used to freak out and drop books on them, but I read they were harmless to us, so I started just shooing them back inside the wall.

I do not fuck with nature

Old people. We have so many of them and they all insist on driving until they pass away in their cars. Or at least it seems like they’re dead by how slow and unaware they are when they drive.

Yep..you don’t know what coping mechanisms are until you’re trying to keep a baby alive and maintain some type of sanity.

This takes me back to my youth in the 80's, where I’d stay up and watch celebrities on the late show talking about finally kicking coke or booze. 

He’ll eliminate rape by removing any mention of the word in Texas law.

I’ve lived in Colorado for a couple years now and definitely feel the need to purchase a dashcam just so I can post on r/idiotsincars on a daily basis.

Might I suggest tossing Texas gov. Greg Abbott’s name into the running for the new board? He did vow to get rid of every rapist in Texas.

Which is why I stated that. But, if it weren’t for CSAM, Apple and Facebook wouldn’t have the cover they need for their plan to work. They essentially need CSAM to proliferate so they can “save the day”. Skeevy all around.

It means that it’s rare to find a politician who is willing to risk losing power by sticking their neck out for their constituents. Most will wait until legislature has passed/failed then say they were for/against it the entire time.

Not sure what’s more slimy, people who produce and distribute CSAM or companies like Apple and Facebook who use “fighting” it as a way to justify using their customer’s data against them in other areas. CSAM producers/distributors are obviously the slimiest, but Apple and Facebook are not far behind.

You’re assuming most of them won’t lift a finger unless they can take all of the credit, or deny any responsibility, without risking anything. 

Biden is a career politician, so it’s not a surprise that the talks around the issue and makes you decide. Then he either takes all of the credit or pretends he never said anything depending on the outcome.

If you didn’t know it was Will (which was definitely hard at the time) it might take you a little bit to realize who you were watching. Such a departure from his easy going brand, but he was so convincing as a highly intelligent con artist.