I did it, but not like they think I did it, Cuomo is saying, in so many words. I did it, but because I didn’t mean to harm them, everyone must have experienced my behavior as innocuous.

I blame Brian Ferry and the whole Yacht Rock movement. 

These are the same people who refuse to actually text you anything but “call me”. 

I’m sure his parents are happy that the whole world knows exactly how much/little they’re actually worth.

Fucking TruCoat..

$100 cop was drunk and didn’t want to get a breath/blood test.

That’s something I can’t even fathom. My parents basically set me free when I was around 14. I mean, I kinda wish I had a little more guidance and didn’t have to figure out *everything* on my own.

Clock radio woke him up to Rihanna.

Promoting your ignorance and thinking you’re flexing. Stay in school, kids.

6 CD changer in the trunk of my late 90's 3 series BMW. You better like those six CDs.

He gets flak because he doesn’t have the art school pedigree I suppose. I think they’re great and he’s got a nice style going. Modern art sucks anyways, you either make one thing really really large, or a bunch of things really really small. That and make it look like graffiti or a Blythe doll drawn by a 5 year old.

Wendy’s Double Stack all day.

Uh, he reported on a story from the LA Times which cited a passage from a published book. It’s not like Raphael claimed he was in the room.

Talking about buying cars in the before times is a lot like Grandpa Abe Simpson talking about the good ol’ days where everything was absurdly quaint.

We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which…

In this market, definitely. This would be perfect for a kid’s first car.

This was on top of the old “It would totally in bad taste if I made jokes like these” so he could keep his hands clean. Just own that you’re a POS.

I knew this would happen with Che eventually.

You’re confusing the actual human feeling of love with the Christian idea of “love” which is completely submitting yourself to be ruled. Ghouls like Charlie Kirk have never experienced anything close to love.

Lifehacker commenters are like that as well. There are a lot of white folks who are only one or two generations removed from their hillbilly roots and don't know any better.