Go back to selling sandwiches, Scotty....

Funny story. We had just bought Halloween costumes for our kids and my son was wearing his police costume when my wife was driving the kids home from shopping. A cop pulled her over because she drove on the shoulder a bit to avoid traffic at our turn. When he got to the car my son has this giant grin on his face and…

I guess clicks are clicks, but I don’t see what that has to do with Lifehacker’s brand.

Reminds me of the cop (was this also in Arkansas?) who did a PIT maneuver on a pregnant woman because she didn’t want to risk putting herself (and the cop) in danger by pulling over on a narrow highway shoulder. These fuckers are out of control to the point there they’re just targeting everybody.

Honestly, it’s getting to the point where you probably should have a blue lives matter sticker on your car so you won’t get killed.

???

James Gandolfini was kind of a mess before he passed away. I have to imagine his son was already dealing with dad issues.

In the show Tony was 40 in the first season, which makes him a bit too young to have been a teenager in the 1960's.

It should’ve been if they wanted to keep it in the 60's, but they decided to focus on high school aged Tony...only in the canon he was born in 1959, which makes him about 10 years too young for the era they chose. 

That title just rolls off the tongue and definitely does not sound like it was SEO’d to death.

Donnie, this is what you and your family would look like if you hadn’t been born with a silver spoon in your mouth. You all are just as undereducated, gullible, and classless as these fools only your clothes are more expensive.

I read an article once that must have autocorrected “Toyota Terrell”.

Just please don’t go through my old tweets.

I feel like this is appropriate here:

I thought pigs eat anything.

When people assume your deficient it’s likely you’ve played a big part of that. The fact you’re in the same room with those people should tell you something. Don’t be afraid to ask for anything. The worst that can happen is that you hear “no”.

The funny thing is we got them all talking about racism. Ideally they would prefer to not acknowledge it at all.  

Sure, when even the ambulance chasers won’t even go near your case there’s always Rudy. He gets paid by the hour. Literally, he hits you up every hour for a few more bucks.

Kermit the frog?

Damnit and I just traded my banjo for a ukelele.