The last time I started exercising before work 9/11 happened. 

Aw man, that’s gonna look great in the shop when I come to see if they’re done fixing it yet.

And to think nobody would have even known Jordan was coming out with a liquor brand if this whole thing didn’t happen. Funny how that works...

I’m a grown up who doesn’t play baseball. I don’t wear baseball hats.

Pay your fair share of corporate taxes then. How much money does Apple really need to hoard in tax havens?

Don’t give them any ideas (like IKEA). Next thing you know stores will let any black patrons shoplift one item of their choice on Juneteenth as long as it fits in their clothes as a promotion.

She’s a clown (literally, have you seen some of her fashion choices?) who doesn’t appreciate the gravity of what’s going on around her.

Ah, yes, the Fuzzy Zoeller special.

To be a fly on the wall at one of these hedge funds when these investor bros were calling their fathers in a panic crying “It’s not fair, father. Can’t you fix it? Don’t you know anyone?”

She’s probably talking more about the people on her team who had to scramble to deal with this. But yeah, for me I tend to not feel someone should be “cancelled” unless they’ve directed whatever hate/stupidity at another person or groups of people. Intent is a huge factor - Chrissy Teigen is a good example of someone…

How can he be bought and sold if he doesn’t hang out with the elite Rhode Islanders?

Maybe having a gun in the home has an upside? Considering the way they handle their weapons nature might kind of take its course if you left those two in a house with a gun like that.

Yep...they all look like they’re 70 in their 20's.

And refreshingly honest, despite being a jerk. I think he was the only one in the whole movie that really knew himself and what he wanted.

They should’ve called it The FISST and made it, oh, about the size of a grown man’s forearm.

I know, right? Somehow Duckie ended up being the real a-hole all these years later.

I can picture him with a mountain of dipping dots on his desk losing his mind like Scarface.

Good God, Steff...

You missed the one where the elder Bush was running the CIA when they were funding military coups in Latin America by trafficking cocaine to the US.

Someone skipped leg day for the umpteenth week in a row. But, man, those guns.