They see a more successful version of themselves. He’s proof that you can be stupid, lazy, and have zero class but still be a “billionaire”.

If the goal is to make her appealing to moderate Republicans then I can see this working. The point is the Biden administration needs to control the narrative around immigration and taking a more conservative stance takes the air out of the room for the GOP’s draconian policies.

And they’re always right on the tip of his nose.

Classy of her to leave out that she’d already addressed this in the past, it’s even on her freaking Wikipedia entry, if anyone had bothered to look before just reposting Twitter drama as “news”.

He looks like someone who’s always losing his glasses.

As someone who is introverted and has bit of social anxiety, these types of things are dicey because I suddenly have a personality and actually want to talk to people after a few drinks. People I work with literally never see that side of me, so I definitely stand out. 

Sadly, Gaetz knows the Democrats (and I’m sure a few others) are hoping he’ll resign out of shame because the last four years has shown us that Congress is incapable of enforcing any of its rules.

We’re missing a great opportunity to make Trump’s idiot followers start wearing their pants backwards to own the libs.

This *is* Trump we’re talking about. He’d claim he meant to do it and keep wearing his pants backwards from then on. 

Cindy Suchan can’t be thaaat bad. I mean, just look at this wholesome picture of her and her son:

Just wait until your millenial plumber starts shooting a tiktok while snaking your pipes.

I remember when the cafeterias at the company I used to work for decided to start serving smaller portions. It took a while to get used to the fact that what they were serving was a standard 1 person serving because I’d always end up with leftovers previously (which I would eat as a late afternoon snack). The whole…

Sorry, officer, I literally have no idea how fast I was going. More than 85 I guess?

I could swear I just read that rollie pollie’s are the only land crustaceans. 

Just pull your tuck up at the local landscaping supply place and have them dump a load of mulch in the bed like you’re a real man.

I miss my Ranchero.

RDMYTL

I worked at Nike for several years and grew to really despise the sneakerhead culture. Honestly, so many of those shoes you see on the SNKRS app are just butt ugly, but “unique” enough that people will spend hundreds on resale just to never wear them. Really defeats the reason why Nike became a company, but that’s…

Any time white people feel the need to celebrate anything...

The Cone of Wealth is turning. Just when the poors have spent all their money trying to emulate the wealthy, they flip the script and looking trashy is the new wealthy thing.