Cindy Suchan can’t be thaaat bad. I mean, just look at this wholesome picture of her and her son:

Just wait until your millenial plumber starts shooting a tiktok while snaking your pipes.

I remember when the cafeterias at the company I used to work for decided to start serving smaller portions. It took a while to get used to the fact that what they were serving was a standard 1 person serving because I’d always end up with leftovers previously (which I would eat as a late afternoon snack). The whole…

Sorry, officer, I literally have no idea how fast I was going. More than 85 I guess?

I could swear I just read that rollie pollie’s are the only land crustaceans. 

Just pull your tuck up at the local landscaping supply place and have them dump a load of mulch in the bed like you’re a real man.

I miss my Ranchero.

RDMYTL

I worked at Nike for several years and grew to really despise the sneakerhead culture. Honestly, so many of those shoes you see on the SNKRS app are just butt ugly, but “unique” enough that people will spend hundreds on resale just to never wear them. Really defeats the reason why Nike became a company, but that’s…

Any time white people feel the need to celebrate anything...

The Cone of Wealth is turning. Just when the poors have spent all their money trying to emulate the wealthy, they flip the script and looking trashy is the new wealthy thing.

Especially after they axed the VP whose son was reselling product he shouldn’t have been able to get his hands on. Someone in product security is going to have to answer a lot of hard questions.

I’m sure there’s a white supremacist gang that will be more than happy to take Chauvin under their wings. Of course, after they all run a train on him in the showers.

“I live in Oakland, you fucking asshole! You’re a loser!”

What the hell is that on top of his head that appears to be trying to escape?

Oh man - total cool uncle who realized not having kids was the key to life vibes.

Not enough stars for this. It’s a shame that The Root, Jezebel, and AV Club all ended up on the wrong side of this. Just looking at the number of comments leads me to believe there was some method to this madness. The Root, for example, has been a bit of a ghost town until they “broke” this story. 

Oh wow, I didn't see that. I'm sure some lawyers were involved. Not as bad as the whole Deadspin/Hulk Hogan fiasco, but they were definitely in that grey area.

Wont take too much effort to agree to whatever deal the feds put in front of them. They never lose in court.

The headline is technically accurate. It’s not like they referred to the bear as a “KKK Princess” or something.