Go look at Texas’ education spending per child if you need an indication of how much they really care about kids.

I know a guy who turned his garage into a shrimp farm. He supplies a lot of the restaurants in his area because they’re hundreds of miles from the nearest coast. Seems like he was making good $$ doing it.

Judging by how much Costco was selling steaks the other day I think I’m going to be eating a lot more seafood as well. 

At least he actually drove the thing. I would’ve killed to see Trump try and figure out how a car works in front of the press.

UFO!

Good strategy: Yeah, UFO’s exist but we have no idea what they are. 

And here I am, reading every day about how far white supremacists have infiltrated all of our country’s institutions, and wondering when/if Biden will take it as seriously as a lot of us do. Like all of these state level voter suppression legislation that keep getting signed into law - the obvious answer if the…

But people need their overcompensators or the rest of us won’t know how tiny their dicks are.

Make those little kids mining that shit work faster! We need more batteries!

I was thinking the same. One side of me feels that Eric and Don Jr. are still craving their dad’s love that they would willingly throw themselves on the altar. The feds would have to get to Trump first, then he’d throw everyone in his family under the bus for immunity. 

A WW2 vet gave me a stern lecture, when he heard I was going on a road trip in high school, to never leave the tank less than half empty. I still follow his advice.

I think it would be different if Biden made himself more available to the media. He’s the opposite of Trump in that regard. When Psaki is the only source it gets really frustrating for people who were used to getting their sound bites directly from the President on Twitter at 5 am.

The only thing haunting the White House are the ghosts of Trump’s monster bowel movements. However, there was the one time a visitor swore they saw a ghost but it was only Trump Jr. after burying his face in a pile of coke. 

I can’t imagine what the stopping distance is on this beast. You must burn through brake pads like crazy.

Joe Rogan: Patron Saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are but still get laid.

That was my initial take, but then I realized the GOP and Fox News have the Republican base so gaslit at this point you don’t need video of Psaki saying “abortion” for them to believe that’s exactly what came out of her mouth.

I’m still bitter about Einstein’s (aka Noah’s) buying Portland’s own Kettleman’s Bagels back in the day. I remember they claimed they would keep the recipe, or something to that end, but they did not.

So would MC 900 ft. Jesus

Yep. Get rich as quickly as you can before the law catches up with you so you can just buy your way out of it. 

That’s good news. Sounds like all they needed was a timeout....