Greenie, Death Machine-y

Nicknames for it, anyone?

Annnnnd, just like that she’s backtracking, claiming she never read it but also bitching about the media taking it out of context. Which is it, Marge? If you didn’t read the thing how do you know the media is taking it out of context? Oh yes, you’re a huge lying piece of shit.

I believe she's part catcher's mitt and orangutang.

I would love to see the results of her DNA test.

Black people say that too??

The appropriate term is ‘yeeted’...

I think they taste okay - definitely not overly sweet. I get them because it’s one of the few things all of my kids will eat and they can make it themselves. 

Costco carries it, but I find that it’s lacking in saltiness. I always have to add a bit of salt after sprinkling it on my bagel.

I would watch a Northern Exposure spin off with Adam Arkin’s character being a complete dick to everyone.

I’d say 99% of the hamburger buns you can buy at the store are horrible for anything. Just completely ruins whatever I put in between them and makes my stomach really bloated. I only use brioche buns now, though the really good ones are around $4 for a pack of four. WalMart bakery’s brioche and kaiser buns are a good…

Unfortunately, having four kids means TJ’s hasn’t been my go-to shopping place for years. I still make the 20 minute drive every few weeks to stock up on frozen mac and cheese and cans of Joe’s O’s.

If it can stop at least a few rednecks from “rolling coal to own the libs” I’m happy.

HOW DARE YOU!!! TAKE THAT SWEET MAN’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

Only in the conservative universe can a 13 year old be considered “of age”...

Can you put a seizure warning on this?

Same arm movements in both cases

Tite

I’m scrolling but I haven’t seen the slammed version of this baby.