Pamela Anderson has zero patience for John McCain’s daughter

Brown told Mayock that he would hit him in the face and then punted the ball

All Pence sees in his dreams is gay gay gay.

Does anyone that likes Bernie dislike Warren? How about vice versa? In my mind if you prefer one of them you’d probably be at least like 90% as happy if the other one won the nomination, but if I have that wrong I’m curious what the reasons are.

Fox & Friends defends Trump taking money from schools, the military, and Puerto Rico for a border wall because “this was his most prominent campaign promise”

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

With the administration but not as Trump's assistant. 

“Madeleine Westerhout, the longtime personal assistant to President Donald Trump”

I can feel it too. I think/hope that in a few months she and Bernie will be the clear front runners, so as long as they don’t screw it up and turn on each other they should consolidate their supporters and one of them (my gut is also saying Warren) should easily win the nomination and hopefully the general.

Good. The gaffes seem to be happening more frequently - hopefully that trend continues over the next several months and he’s not considered a legitimate candidate by the time things start to get serious. 

That is a great idea!  If someone starts a kickstarter I’ll throw in $20.

As much as Fox News lies about everything else I’m honestly surprised they don’t go full North Korea when it comes to these polls - “Trump polling at 112% approval; everyone loves him, thinks he has the best brain and biggest hands”

As of 8/5/19 Trump has made 12,019 false or misleading claims.

Donald Trump’s administration is like the Iraq War: everyone who enabled it should be forever tainted by it.

That top picture of Tucker was actually taken moments before yesterday’s show started. He’s holding the poop in his mouth, ready to unleash it as soon as they go live.

He was probably hungry after all that running too so presumably they stopped at Mickey D’s on the way to the station.

She doesn’t have a racist bone in her body.  And she’s friends with both of Marysville’s brown people.

Aside from your point it also shows how flawed the electoral college is.

This is a good analogy, but it should be pointed out that Trump actually did brag about his dick during the 2016 debates, that the porn star he cheated with said it was small and oddly shaped, and that this is the goddamn president of the US that we’re talking about.  What a time we’re living in.