I think actually what bothers me most is the fact that they come out in the dark and wander around your face. They can explode poop, as long as they stay in there where I can ignore them.

Great post! ...but I can't believe you didn't include his painting "Vision of Faust", which actually looks like it should be concept art for a Sam Raimi film :)

(and yes, I realize I can find plenty of uncut penises on the interwebs for my edification...I've just never gotten around to it)

I agree, this is an issue in *serious* need of education initiatives. I hate to admit this, but as a heterosexual adult male, I only have a vague idea of what a foreskin even *looks* like. I remember being a pre/early teen, when I first heard about circumcision — with no frame of reference, it took me a while to…

I agree that reducing the size of the container/vessel helps a lot. I use my kids' cereal bowls in the morning to keep myself from eating half a box of granola.