Or just keep the damn cats inside. I used to think it was awful to keep cats in the house 24/7 until I moved out to the desert where Fluffy gets picked off by the local wildlife. My cats turned into house cats overnight and they were fine with it.

I think folks forget that cute, needy dogs are also predators, I have a 12 pound rat terrier that can put any cat I’ve ever met to shame when it comes to predation. He may like to snuggle and get his tum tum skritchy scratched but he’s also a friggin’ small rodent apocalypse on four legs.

that’s not how spoken language works, dictionary boy

The same goes for “drone.”

Sure there’s nothing particularly wrong with “quadcopter” (Ok, it is a little awkward), but it doesn’t matter. Language moves as it does, not how some engineering professor at the University of Pennsylvania, or any other person railing against some change, wishes it to move.

I could never have imagined myself as the type of lady who would ever be Too High For Cake and honestly it came as a real shock

Yeah weddings are terrible and boring to attend anyway, no one wants to be reminded they may have to schlepp off to another one a few months from now.

Can we change it from bride's special day to bride's and groom's special day? I know that women tend to do most of the planning but hey, it's special for the groom, too, and one still shouldn't propose on their important day!

Actually there are markets involved. People have forgotten that there is an internal US economy that could use some help.

The market is not the be all and end all of everything. When it comes to serving the greater public good it is positively harmful in fact. There are many things that would improve the lives of citizens, which would not turn a direct profit but would allow a general enrichment of everyone and provide a stimulant to…

And yet you are happy to have those Easterners subsidize the Interstates and Federal roads your fat ass drives on.

Exceedingly positive?

With (white) people split as they are on this subject, it really is more politically sound for a mayor to promote a racial epitaph that gets a rich billionaire treasure troll on their side than it is to fight against that racism and receive the support of a tiny, disenfranchised group of people who have no real power…

Nope, that’s my wedding band. It’s a rhodium-plated steel band my grandfather made.

How does porn look on it?

Yes. Lysol was sold as a douche back in the day. You know, so that your husband wouldn’t be turned off by lack of daintiness.

As a horsewoman... Women who ride sidesaddle? BOSS. Google "Meath Hunt" and you will find some amazing pictures. The first pic is one of my favorites - she's swung her leg over and is riding astride in this particular picture but she hunts sidesaddle. Apparently she got a black eye over a fence but in typical…

Throw in a bunch of this

Did they hide the spare key under a fake plastic cabin?

Oh, I don't know, he does bear a slight resemblance to Demeter's little brother, DeInch.