I could never have imagined myself as the type of lady who would ever be Too High For Cake and honestly it came as a real shock

Yeah weddings are terrible and boring to attend anyway, no one wants to be reminded they may have to schlepp off to another one a few months from now.

Can we change it from bride's special day to bride's and groom's special day? I know that women tend to do most of the planning but hey, it's special for the groom, too, and one still shouldn't propose on their important day!

Exceedingly positive?

With (white) people split as they are on this subject, it really is more politically sound for a mayor to promote a racial epitaph that gets a rich billionaire treasure troll on their side than it is to fight against that racism and receive the support of a tiny, disenfranchised group of people who have no real power…

Yes. Lysol was sold as a douche back in the day. You know, so that your husband wouldn’t be turned off by lack of daintiness.

As a horsewoman... Women who ride sidesaddle? BOSS. Google "Meath Hunt" and you will find some amazing pictures. The first pic is one of my favorites - she's swung her leg over and is riding astride in this particular picture but she hunts sidesaddle. Apparently she got a black eye over a fence but in typical…

Throw in a bunch of this

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Officer Penisarms I assume?

ignore their fell travellers

It's not so much a race thing, but more of a birth place thing I suppose. I assume a greater percentage of people that are new to the country don't know the rules of the road when compared to native born people.

Just starting out with an utter hatred of everyone saves so much time.

Oh, I don't know, he does bear a slight resemblance to Demeter's little brother, DeInch.