It's Ben & Jerry's, not Jen & Sherri's!!

I might be the only person on the internet who likes the Titanfall design.

If you can't handle having four keys on a keychain, you may need adult supervision. For everything.

I personally think Anna Kendrick is mind-blowingly hot. Hotter than Kate Upton. Way hotter.

She's great in movies, too.

Cubes should be grateful he doesn't own an NHL franchise.......

PSA: Please Don't Leave David Carradine Hanging.

Dominos is garbage. I rather eat store bought. Thats stuff makes me want to puke. Ewww.... And i LOVE pizza. I am a pizza fanboy.

I don't know that it's clearly disrespectful to anyone. He's been monitoring Duncan's minutes for about five seasons, hoping to extend his career. He makes Manu come off the bench and has limited his minutes, too, and even more. Popovich builds teams to go deep into the playoffs and part of that is not strapping 3,000…

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

@bllo23 What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.