"Yea shall the Xbox One seperate the wheat from the chaff, so that the riff raff of internet gaming shall relegated to their post-generaton consoles." Neo-Matthew 3

No seat belts,

Video or GTFO !

Wisconsin may make the most cheddar type cheese, but that does not make it better. I had a huge response to your ignorant claim but have decided to let it go.

Just found my new wallpaper!!!

Thanks for your feedback! That was my first instinct too, so far it has seemed like the right choice. The turret provides for an excellent distraction while I catch my breath and let my shields recharge. Great game, thanks again!! Come down to San Antonio and I'll buy you a cold one!

If you were to solo the entire game, which character and skills would you choose and why, Co-op, same question.

Deere 7 - Panthers 0

Golden corral. That is all.

IN THE BASEMENT OF THE ALAMUR!

I learned long ago that Homer is not his real name. Good idea though.

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HEY GUYS!

Carefull friend. A stranger with a small penis might save your bacon (and your lady's sweet ass) one day.

I think maybe in order to cater to guys who REALLY love their cars, they need to look into installing a "gentleman's glory hole/fleshdoor" . Injecting fun, indeed. Of course, you can plug it up with an umbrella, in case the missus starts getting nosey.

Unless it's Dr. Manhattan, groped. All day. Faster.

I for one would rather be rich and indecent, than poor and sad.

Eff that man. The aliens will NEVER ever come here. Ever. Think about it. They have "advanced technology", right? So it's pretty safe to say they can pick up our radio and satelite feeds. Think about every big budget alien movie to come out in the last, lets say, 20 years. We fucking own them. They know how we treat…

Dial *pap for Toilet paper

You sir, owe me a cup of coffee. Maybe a new keyboard, i dont know yet.