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I don't know why you didn't think of that. Maybe if you had, you could have avoided the colissions in the first place. Ask me how I know this. I've never hit any moose.

Ford...Motorboats!

what's it like living life being a disgruntled troll for no apparent reasons?

Try slowing down.

Real men don't tenderize at all. Girly men with weak jaws tenderize so they don't have to chew so much.

This is seriously the greatest video on the internet, ever. It makes me want to re-enlist, switch branches, complete pre-rip, ranger and airborn just to swap back to 3PO51, go through K-9 school and deploy behind enemy as a Rin Tin Tin, death from above, complete badass!

I call fake. Why would a UAV be painted to match the terrain, when all of our other planes are painted to match the backdrop of the atmosphere? This isn't 'Nam. Unless these things sit out on the flightline all day, why aren't they countershaded?

*Heart click*

2007-2012 is not a long time, unless you're a salarian.

I plan on slipping a 2zz into my MkIII MR2, then a turbo. The stock 1zz is lame. I do like this new 86 though. Maybe they can roll out a FR-S Spyder in the future.

The guard in winterhold told me that, i think she was checking out my elf armor.

That's how you know @AXBHikaru is a bro, he's too young to remember Link's left-handedness.

on 360, aim, hold A. move. hit A to release.

HEART CLICKY!

#thanksPCelitist

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these m*****f*****g snakes on this m*****f*****g plane!"

Greatest movie EVAR !

Don't instruct me on the roles of the class system in BF3, friend. I have the game, know how to play. But if you say that it's all about team play, then why am I the only one on the team with a mic, day in and day out? I'm not good at the game, because choose to revive teamates, and get my ass shot off while doing it.…

I'm sure if you sent them $60 via paypal, they'd play the game the way YOU want it to be played. I know when I play online and i play how I want to, if people dont agree with what i'm doing or how well i'm playing, asking them to paypay you $60 of THEIR money usually shuts them up.