+1mil internets for you!

Because Jurassic Park.

Wrex.

I agree. All other lifeforms in the galaxy are afraid of us. Have you seen our movies? They get directv from their mothership. They've seen how we treat "aliens". Dispite their superior intelegence and technology, humans, rather Americans, well, we always win.

I'm from Vermont, 75% of our "roads" are little more than fun little trails.

You're like the second or third poster thats commented a story about a Jeep. What is it about hipster bostonians and their jeeps? I know the roads are always under construction, but i'm sure you don't need trail ratedness to traverse the mean streets of beantown. Get over yourselves.

The Exige has a Japanese heart.

Two questions. Will it float? Will they add an inboard or jet propulsion if it can float?

If you can't dodge it, ram it.

I ditched my guzzler VW W8 for a 4 cyl N/A MkIII Mr2. I did my part.

#cotdnomination

It totally does sound like a trap. They'res a sucker born every minute.

It zounds like all of theze ricerz here in Zan Antonio haz beez in they're exaustz. All I here is bzzz bzzz bzzz. Am I the only one to use a cherry bomb around here?

You. You win all teh internets. I've never laughed so hard with regards to a near death accident. COTD!

Marathon Trilogy.

I do believe it was. However, when I go to visit Vermont once or twice a year, I am torn. Part of me longs to return to a quieter, cooler climate, where life just seems a little more simple. I sometimes envy my friends a family living there, and I think that i am guilt ridden living so far away. Yet the other half of…

I thought it was a Marathon reference?

I really hate Houston. My fiance's family lives there. Everytime she says we gotta go visit, I die a little inside. When I arrive from San Antonio in my MkIII MR2, I feel like I never want to drive again. Everyone in Houston drives like they're either on drugs, or going to get drugs.

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I too moved to the south, from a small town in Vermont, to San Antonio TX. I think what you're trying to say, is that the lesson you learned when you moved south, it to embrace Laziness. In New England, we embrace practicality, organization, and forward thinking. Here in the south, they embrace carelessness, laziness,…