@levarien: Even if it's taught in San Antonio, the kids won't remember it anyway. They're all idiots. I blame their idiot parents.

Not enough engine bay to work on them. Also, not too many shops (besides the steal-r-ship) have ever seen an MR2, let alone a Spyder. Mines debaged in the rear, JDM front emblem, if it wasnt for the wheel caps and the stearing wheel, folks think its an exotic.

@Muscles Marinara: If you need better shoes to go out to play, your car does too.

@snapoversteer, Arbiter of D'Elegance: I'll be missing out on Fiesta this year, due to a shift change at work. I wonder what I'll be missing downtown? Stabbings, underage drinking, jailbait, drunk southsiders...

@CaughtYouLooking: This one is my favorite.

MR2 Spyder. The MkII purists don't like them, the Miata owners don't get them, and the mechanics don't like to work on them. I love mine though, more for me!

Who needs a watch anymore? We spend so much time on our "smart" phones. Clocks at the top, duh.

@Haywood Jablomey:shopped.

@alan505: San Antonio Texas edition. needs more.

At 1:16 the other cop started moonwalking to saftey! Beat it!

@ChiefPontiaxe: @ChiefPontiaxe: The wit of you three br-ohms is draining. Positively.

@ChiefPontiaxe: You three are br-ohms are positively draining.

@GregtheMad: I was an AF Cop, we got crayons.

I only watch ESPN, which I can do online or from my xbox. I would cancel my Time Warner cable account, just because the only thing it's used for is recording Oprah episodes and watching Teen moms and quidos. However, cable is cheap, divorces are expensive.

@Absent Blue: I hate going to gamestops here in San Antonio. Nothing but pimply, stinky kids, messing up the shelves, leaving titles all over the place, always trying to sell me pre orders and magazine subscriptions i don't want. And the customers are exactly the same. I often think that i'm the only normal, mature,…

This is the most idiotic thing i've ever seen. Why not just buy one gun that shoots faster and add an extended magazine. That Aimpoint red dot is usless, you cant zero it for both barrels. If i were him, i'd try and come up with a way to remove that attacking ermin off his face and attach it to his head mohawk style.…

@KingOfAwesometonia: "Like A G6."

@corsair130: I'd gladly sacrifice my Privacy for safety. I've sacrificed my time for the country, and friends of mine have sacrificed limbs and lives for your rights and freedoms. So what if the gov is spying on you. If you have nothing to hide, why worry? I'm sure if you're so opposed to "big brother", you don't live…

@corsair130: Im not going to michigan this time of year. no ammount of shwarma can entice me. Call me a bigot, but i'm entitled to my opinion. Try visiting the middle east with a big american flag on your sleeve. You'd love that place. If you're brown, and you dont speak spanish, i'll gladly keep on eye on you.

@AlfLup: This. Some people need to be monitored. The second one of these domestic terrorists is sucsessful, all you lambs will be crying out to the sheepdogs, "Why weren't you keeping tabs on the wolves?" [www.nowpublic.com]