@alec421: In 2003, due to the French opposition to the invasion , the House of representatives renamed "french" items freedom, i.e., freedom fries, freedom toast.

@Ben Nadler: Just because the toilet water appears "clean" does not actually make it so. gross.

@En0s1: I think the Bill/William would cancel each other out, so it would just be H. Paxton.

@Spasticteapot: To be honest, if you're that lame to agree with big bro watching you drive, and claim to be a conservative driver, on Jalopnik, all just to save a little money on insurance, you should GTFO.

@Heal DS:

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Andy has arrived: I effn hate the Newark Airport. Dante's 10th circle of hell.

@cmdrfire:

@Jyosua: The Last Samurai...IN SPAAAAAAAACE