BMW makes a modern 3 box coupe. That Chevy looks like a BMW 1 series had sex with the front of the new Mustang.

Have you met most of us? I bet at least 50% have no idea what "girthier" means. Fatter they at least have heard and might be able to spell.

I'll tell you why I personally have stuck to open classers and liter bikes for street riding. Flexibility.

65 character limit for titles. That one is 72.

(Then again, that was in Washington D.C., where a sizable portion of the population thinks it's okay to have a football team called "the Redskins...")

Not a convertible!

Or, we could leave the PC bullshit and butthurt to Jezebel, and actually talk about cars. Something like a pre-kinja Jalopnik. If other peoples perception of your car is that central to YOUR feelings about it,then you are kind of a poser anyway. Nobody likes a whiny motorhead. Feel free to leave this in the gray.

The amazing thing is that 12,000 fucking people found Waldo to begin with.

Isuzu VehiCROSS

Amen!

I too came to submit the Prelude. My cousin bought a brand new 1991 Prelude Si with 4WS, inblack. My 15 year old self wanted it so badly. I often wonder whether Honda would ever revive it. Because they should, Honda needs to make cool cars again.

06-09 Impala SS or any of the other v8 w-bodies can be had for less than 10k. Nobody expects a old person car get to 60 in the low to mid fives, or sound that good. 303hp and 323ft/lbs of torque from LS power. Can't go wrong there. I own a 06 SS, it may handle like crap and has terrible interior, but its still a lot…

The early 2000's Nissan Xterra came with 4WD, a supercharged 3.3L engine (210hp), and a 5 speed manual transmission. This example is only $4884 and that leaves half the budget for a bigger intercooler, maybe a larger SC, a new exhaust system and flashed ECU. NO ONE expects the Xterra.

Yet not knowing how to lock the hubs and engage 4WD.

This...

Shelby GLHS

This ugly POS Honda Insight with 61mpg highway. I think it works because it was actually produced, not a one-off.

I get 50 mpg no prob in my 91 HF

Toyota's rolling smugmobile.