What a sadist! He totally wanted to get hit by that car!

I have an Optima in my E28, and that thing has been the toughest, most reliable battery I've ever used. Had it since '08 and it still works just fine. Well worth the cost. I believe they're dry-cell, I'm not entirely sure how they work, I'll have to read up on it.

This was like the Blair Witch Project of sand dunes.

I think the cat is bored of being told how great she is because every cat everywhere is thinking "I am great" pretty much all the time, so none of this is news to her.

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

I thought this was the most awesome ti ever made.

I'd love to do that, but the time investment would be too much to handle. I am going to have a few video series this summer, featuring some prominent members of the car community though, so keep a look out for that. Hopefully Jalopnik takes me on as a semi-permanent fixture amongst their sub-blogs or contributors.

Hey, I've got plenty of black friends. Black relatives, too!

sticks and stones - shut the fuck up you moron

Technically you are correct. Simply reporting something is inherently biased since by reporting the news piece and its details you're demonstrating your bias that the news piece is newsworthy. Realistically though, you're a fucking idiot.

relevant

there's always an access point in the back. always.

A front wheel drive mini-wagon with an M Sport pack.

Now it's time to play a little game called : scenes from a hat

Welcome to BMW, where the numbers are made up, and the cars don't matter.

Denver Bronco cheerleaders love some wings. GO BRONCOS!!

Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Here's my promotional poster. Took me a few days to sketch, but I think it came out well.