Holy shit that is a scathing take.

If Messi scored 9 freaking goals from the QF round to the Final of the Champions League (not to mention against 3 of the best teams in the world) there’d be an article twice as long as this one on his greatness after each round.

I dont think thats it. I think that he has such a hard-on for Messi that he has to try and discredit any accomplishment that might challenge Messi’s reign as greatest player ever. And in his eyes there is no bigger threat than Ronaldo and Real Madrid.

Who let you publish this? I know people like to have a go at you around here, but what the hell. You earned it this time.

This is 10,000 words of him simply saying that at least Barca plays the right way or something.

Now write 5,000 words on why Tottenham won nothing and have everything to show for it.

“They won, but merely by being better, you know?”

Dear Billy the Barça fanboy with a blog,

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

I’m lost on this one. Real Madrid is great, but they didn’t like...defeat the game of soccer itself or something?

Well we all know Billy is an idiot that constantly fans the ever brighter flame of his infinte stupidity. You would think a weekend where Juventus won Serie A (meh-ish) and Real Madrid won La Liga (after a 5 year wait), he would have something better to write about.

lol, Spain’s the entire reason I said “most European soccer fans”

Barca is in the toilet, Billy. Go home.

I’m surprised he was allowed to stay in his seats that long. I could barely get through 1:15 of it.

I genuinely can’t tell if these are joke things you made up or if they are real things he made up. Either way, I hate them.

Yeah, Trump and his merry band of idiots aren’t evil geniuses. They’re just mean. And incompetent.

Enjoy the so-called Trump administration while it lasts. It must really sting that he couldn’t pull it together and act like a competent, sane adult for thirty days. And now your shitty house of cards is falling apart even though you taped it together.

Hey man, be sure to duck. I don’t want that joke flying over your head to do any serious damage

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