Thanks to a spartan budget and my husband deciding to go all low-carb on me, I rarely get to eat pizza anymore. I would give my left ring finger and the bling on it for any one of those pizzas. Cold? Pop it in the oven for 10 min.! Misshapen! It still tastes the same! Toppings slid away? Get in my mouth now!

I was like that with hockey. Until I played it, it was hard to follow with offsides and icing here my calked all the time, and the fighting. Once I played it for a little while I could see why hockey fans love the speed and the skill it requires.  .

Like when you forget to go incognito and don’t clear your browser history.

Once? Really, that’s it?

At least ESPN managed to silence Keith Law, that guy’s evolution takes were outrageous.

“It should have been Kirkland—saving them bundles!” — Soon-to-be-fired Costco social-media marketer.

This is why I don’t lend a lot of credence to people who are saying these things are masterfully planned to distract us. Like, yeah, they’re obviously marketing geniuses who got 50% of voters to drink the Kool-Aid, and they’re obviously trying to overwhelm us with a lot of big orders coming at once- but these orders…

-Unnecessarily created a diplomatic crisis with the second largest importer of American goods, and threatened to provoke a trade war with said country. Also admitted that wall would basically be paid for by American taxpayers, before attempting to walk it back

-Swore he’d never sign TPP, thereby leaving several allied countries out in Asia to dry. They’re now starting to drift closer to China as an economic leader and away from the West.

Regular person here.

Really? I work with someone on an HB-1 visa who is highly educated,  accomplished in her field, and smarter than most Americans I know. If I had to choose between her being deported and you, I choose you.

They probably fell out of a guard tower.

I don’t give a fuck what people who aren’t you did in the past. You are a sociopathic piece of human fucking garbage, period. Fuck you and everyone like you. People like you put the truth to the lie of American exceptionalism. We aren’t a nation of loving caring people. We’re a nation of selfish assholes like you.…

Ah, so you’re just a shitty person. Got it.

As a green card holder (albeit not a Muslim, so President Bannon probably won’t get to my kind for a bit longer), I’ve spent the last few days unable to recognize the American government, but loving the American people more than ever. We will resist, we will fight, and we will prevail.

regular person here. don’t have a mortgage or kids because I can’t afford them. all of my peers care and think much about this ban. in fact, it’s consumed basically every conversation I’ve had over the weekend.

Are you proud of admitting to being a simple minded idiot who cannot empathize in the slightest with people who have lives that are thousands of times more shitty? This is the problem. Pieces of shit like you are proud of it and think it’s okay to go about your life caring solely about yourself.

You’re not a regular person, your complete lack of empathy suggests you’re borderline sociopathic. You wouldn’t ever “want to know” someone just because of the country they come from and/or their religion??? I’m not even going to try to respond to that logically. How nice that you can individually solve all of your…

Like I said, Hitler’s wet dream. You’re a horrible human being. This shit will come around on you too, asshole.

No, I’m not. If you think basic human decency makes one “superior” then you are already too far gone to save. Goose step along, asshole.