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john-eschbach

Dads who go to their son’s college football practices are going to be trouble. Especially when the kid is 5-7, 170. (He’s not going pro, dad.)

I’m Charleston SC, am an alumni of the University of South Carolina which is about 5 blocks away from the monument. My dad is Puerto Rican and Mom was greek, so I didn’t exactly look like a “native” Sandlapper, but I never really experienced much hostility over ethnic makeup and could not imagine what being Black

Especially 20 miles east. Fuckin sharks, man.

Oh, we’re going back to asterisks now? Do we star everyone who came before integration? Before or after the 162 game season? Live ball, dead ball? Which pitching mound rule do we consider the control?

Pfft. Only amateurs use quarters. Silver dollars all the way. Bonus points if you can hold a couple of rolls under your boobs while doing the Macarana.

Largest ovation of the night came when Michael Brantley crashed into the outfield wall in a touching tribute to Kellen Winslow II.

The Warriors are so good, they've already announced they'll be solving California's drought crisis by bringing the city of Cleveland's tears back with them.