He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

“I don’t drink alcohol; it’s cool.”

No no, this guy only drinks water.

bitch was asking for it.

Well if the dog didn’t want to roughhouse then why did it keep wagging its tail?

“Sorry,” Shembo told police. “This time I really screwed the pooch.”

It’s pretty fucked up that this guy’s being given all the responsibility for this. I mean, just look at how the victim’s dressed.

Malik Sparkman died last week from kidney cancer. The 18-year-old’s teammates at Coffee (Ga.) High School honored one of his final wishes by carrying his casket through the tunnel and onto the football field.

I can’t even make a joke about this. I’m glad the DOJ and Swiss Government are stepping up, but FIFA will continue to bury their heads in the sand and not give one single fuck about this. It’s incredible.

Ah, but this season, voting is exclusively online—no paper ballots at ballparks.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

But it is curious how many more total votes appear to be being cast in the AL.

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.