Paula Poundstone is a self-identified asexual/nonsexual person. To be fair, this was a terrible joke.

Is Lolo Jones the Paula Poundstone of track and field or something?

+1

Still strange to me that of all the athletes talking about Fifty Shades Of Grey, none of them even come close to discussing it with the depth of Hideki Matsui.

Yeah well I doubt God created you to jump over fences for a living, but here you are.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

I like the Vikings helmet the best. It barely uses the purple, which plays to my liking. Yeah, the Seahawks is the worst.

I wouldn't say he hosed them. PG is the easiest position to replace in the NBA right now. Plus they've kind of already replaced him.

On what fucking planet would Tyga be on Truffle Butter? Like, I can't even name a Tyga song off the top of my head. Wayne sure as hell isn't bringing him with him when he leaves Cash Money— quit trying to be famous by association with people aren't associating with you, stick with Kardazian fame, boy.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

Dave.

I believe it's shitty to excuse bad adult behavior on the grounds of, "oh, they're poor and marginalized." You're basically saying that they are subhuman and don't know any better as opposed to people not in that demographic, so they get a pass.

Why? Doesn't it exhaust you to call out people for such things? Are you really sitting somewhere steaming over my use of "retarded"? I know "retarded" is not the preferred term these days, but it still signifies a person with impaired cognitive abilities.

Except neither of his pieces are coherent. Zirin made the mistake of making his argument in the title. There is only one right side to this argument and its: Zirin is a horrible writer.

The only thing Zirn nailed was the recasting of his original article to fit with his new narrative.