"Here's a thing you like, in the style of another thing you like. Not that we condone that kind of stupid garbage. But just click anyway, you know, as a way to show that you're too sophisticated for that kind of nonsense. Just like we are. Very much."

Washington shoulda been Pocahontas.

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

How does Cam Newton escape criticism? His stats have gone down each season since his amazing rookie year.

Yep. They don't have much in my size, and what they DO have is overpriced crap. I literally cringe when I see people wearing PINK products. I've seen everyone from 10 year old girls to 50 year old women wearing PINK across their ass.

Instead of criticizing Reed, we should celebrate his earnest attempt to speak the native language of his hosts, the PGA.

Joke's on you, pal. I hate sports.

As an alum, that was my first (cringing) thought when I read this headline. There are enough dipshits in our fanbase that will actually have this type of reaction.

I hope they took him up on the offer, it's the only shot they'll have for the next couple of years.

What's the big deal? It's not like he'll remember that.