Norris has FIP of 3.56 so far this season; that’s pretty good. Just saying.

*You’re*

Cleveland Police be like

So that guy of all people is on the juice? No way! Next you’re going tell me that a platypus is a mammal.

I like the part of the video (0:19) where Saban says “ight” to Finebaum.

Well I don’t blame the cops for not wanting to work the Browns’ games.

So the show is not being called “All Takes Matter” anymore? Well that’s disappointing.

But I thought they said size doesn’t matter.

Well he’s from San Francisco, so he likely can afford to buy another one.

I’m just like.

It is even funnier when they turn around and act like they have a chance to catch the ball, even though the ball is clearly headed for the upper deck.

Considering Stanton has been the source of literally all the runs the Marlins have scored in the last 2 days, I’d say it is time to start intentionally walking him.

+1

The “trainer” evaluating the injury by jerking the guy’s head around is such an ass-clown, amateur. The last thing you want to do to someone who has a potential neck, head, or, spine injury is move the head/neck at all. They should have their head/neck immobilized as soon as possible, and have the doctors at the…

Nice hot take bro.

Yes, yes you do.

I know what to get Ayesha Curry for Christmas.

Oh it’s really nice to see a Major League Baseball team allowing a homeless man to participate in a game.

They can sleep in your mother’s bed.