Patrick Redford is making a complete ass of himself by posting asinine articles such as this one. But hey he works for Deadspin, so being obtuse, and contrarian is part of the deal I guess.

Well that’s one thing soccer has in common with the NBA and NFL.

Sounds like you had quite the traumatic childhood.

Piss off, dude.

To be fair, Russia acting insane is really nothing new.

My reaction as an American seeing Europeans beat the shit out of each other over soccer matches.

Kerr be like

He’s from Australia, so of course he likes to take a shot down under.

Eating shit > Eating shirt

Pulido be like

That’s the Baseball Gods way of punishing him for having a shitty strike-zone.

OKC fans be like

I don’t think the Chinese are too fond of black people...

So like go to another park in SF, there are plenty of other ones. Just saying.

Also don’t watch this if you’re the Wicked Witch of the West.

Counterpoint: ESPN is absolutely awful these days.

“Hey, I was saving that for dinner.”

Shit just got biblical.

Stojakovich is a legend in Croatia. Just saying.

The saltiness is strong with McGrady.